Internet

The Internet is a global system of interconnected computer networks that use the standard Internet Protocol Suite (TCP/IP) to serve billions of users worldwide. It is a network of networks  that consists of millions of private, public, academic, business, and government networks, of local to global scope, that are linked by a broad array of electronic, wireless and optical networking technologies. The Internet carries a vast range of information resources and services, such as the inter-linked hypertext documents of the World Wide Web (WWW) and the infrastructure to support electronic mail.

Most traditional communications media including telephone, music, film, and television are reshaped or redefined by the Internet, giving birth to new services such as Voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) and IPTV. Newspaper, book and other print publishing are adapting to Web site technology, or are reshaped into blogging and web feeds. The Internet has enabled or accelerated new forms of human interactions through instant messaging, Internet forums, and social networking. Online shopping has boomed both for major retail outlets and small artisans and traders. Business-to-business and financial services on the Internet affect supply chains across entire industries.

The origins of the Internet reach back to research of the 1960s, commissioned by the United States government in collaboration with private commercial interests to build robust, fault-tolerant, and distributed computer networks. The funding of a new U.S. backbone by the National Science Foundation in the 1980s, as well as private funding for other commercial backbones, led to worldwide participation in the development of new networking technologies, and the merger of many networks. The commercialization of what was by the 1990s an international network resulted in its popularization and incorporation into virtually every aspect of modern human life. As of 2009, an estimated quarter of Earth's population used the services of the Internet.
The Internet has no centralized governance in either technological implementation or policies for access and usage; each constituent network sets its own standards. Only the overreaching definitions of the two principal name spaces in the Internet, the Internet Protocol address space and the Domain Name System, are directed by a maintainer organization, the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN). The technical underpinning and standardization of the core protocols (IPv4 and IPv6) is an activity of the Internet Engineering Task Force (IETF), a non-profit organization of loosely affiliated international participants that anyone may associate with by contributing

guru& murid yg pintar

Bu Guru : “Hei Udin tolong jawab pertanyaan ibu yah… Kalo ada 5 ekor burung di jendela, kemudian ditembak satu, berapa yang masih tertinggal?”

Udin : “Habis dong Bu, kan lainnya pada terbang.”

Bu Guru : “Salah, harusnya dijawab masih tinggal 4 ekor, tapi saya seneng kok cara kamu berpikir…..”

Di saat yang lain Udin balik bertanya pada Bu Guru.

Udin : “Bu Guru tolong jawab pertanyaan saya… Kalo ada tiga orang cewek, masing-masing membawa es krim, cewek pertama makan es krim dengan menggenggam contongnya, yang kedua dengan menjilati es krim tersebut, yang ketiga langsung mengulumnya, manakah di antara cewek itu yang sudah menikah?”

Bu Guru : “Haaahhhh….. pasti yang makannya dengan mengulum langsung yaaaa…”

Udin : “Salah…..harusnya dijawab yang sudah pake cincin kawin, tapi saya senang melihat cara berpikir Bu Guru…”

Judul Film Bahasa Jawa

.Enemy at the Gates – Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro
Die Another Day — Modare Ojo Saiki
Die Hard – Matine Angel
Die Hard II – Matine Angel Tenan
Die Hard III With A Vengeance – Kowe Kok Ra Mati-Mati To?
Die Hard IV (Die) — Jan Tenanan, Arep Mati Kok Angel Tenan
Bad Boys – Bocah-Bocah Elek
Catwoman - Kucing Wedok
Man of Fire — Wong Lanang Kesumuken
No Way Back — Ora Iso Mulih (kesasar to?)
Just Married — Mantenan
Red Eye — Matane Abang (klilipan opo?)
Casino Royale — Togel Akeh Duite
The Hoax – Ngapusi
Harry Potter – Harry Dodol
Pot Lost in Space — Ilang Neng Awang-awang
X-Men — Wong Lanang Saru
X-Men 2 — Wong Lanang Saru Tenan
Cheaper by the Dozen — Tuku Selusin Luwih Murah
Paycheck — Kasbon
Independence Day — Pitulasan
There is Something About Marry — Meri Ono Apa-Apane
Silence of the Lamb — Wedhuse Mutung
All The Pretty Horses – Jarane Ayu-Ayu
Planet of the Apes — Planete Wong Apes
Gone in Sixty Second – Minggat Sakcepete
Original Sin — Dosa Tenanan
The Abyss – Entek-Entekan
Deja Vu — Pangling
Seabiscuit – Klethikan Neng Laut
Terminator – Terminal Montor
How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days – Piye Carane Megat Lanangan Mung 10 Dino
Lord Of The Ring – Pedagang Akik
Deep Impact – Ngantem Njero
Million Dollar Baby – Babi Regone Sayuto
Blackhawk Down – Manuk Ireng Kenek Bedhil
Saving Private Ryan — Ngelesi Privat Mas Ryan (pancene goblog tenan opo?)
Gone With The Wind — Wes Ewes Ewes, Bablas Angine
Because I Said So — Dikandani Kok Ngeyel Temen Sih
Superman — Gatot Koco